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Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World. So on Fox News Saturday night, just a few days ago, Jimmy Fela was talking about

Sidney's new soap that is made with droplets from her bathwater. And no one really knows what this means.

No one knows if there was certifiable quality control where there were men and women in white

coats with little eyedroppers sucking out bits of her bathwater as she steeped and then

running them to the soap mill so they could be worked in

and her actual essence was imbued within the $8 bars. No one knows if that's the case. They just have to

trust that somehow, some way, the water from her bath made it into bars of soap, which men will use to pleasure

themselves thinking about her giant boobs. That is, that's why Sidney Sweeney is so successful

because people love her cans. And that's the big sell. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

I think that this exercise in the soap selling

is a brilliant branding aha moment for her or whomever else came up with this. There is very little

investment on her part. There is so much intrigue. It is hysterical. It's only slightly dirty. She doesn't

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