Sydney Sweeney's School of Phrenology
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
In which we talk Skim's surgical shapewear, Denise Richard's divorce hell, HGTV's downfall, and Sydney Sweeney's new American Eagle campaign.
Skips:
- Dave Franco Says Zac Efron Injured His Finger While They Grabbed Each Other's Crotches in Neighbors [People]
- Brandi Glanville Says She's 'Finally Getting Answers' With Health Battle: 'Can't Wait to Live Again' [Us Weekly]
- Gwyneth Paltrow's savage nickname for Winona Ryder revealed: book [Page Six] (Vagina Ryder)
- Mariah Carey reveals her anti-aging secret: Denial [Page Six]
- Tom Cruise, 63, goes official with 'new love' Ana de Armas, 37, as they indulge in telling PDA on romantic getaway [DM]
Main Stories:
- Kim Kardashian's Skims Launches Face Shapewear and Fans Shared Their Mixed Reactions [Us Weekly]
- Denise Richards claims estranged husband Aaron Phypers stole her private photos, violated restraining order [Page Six]
- Denise Richards' Estranged Husband Aaron Phypers Addresses Cheating Scandal, Denies Stealing Laptop [Us Weekly]
- HGTV Is Looking To Become Sexier As Property Crisis Hits Cable Television [Deadline]
- Does Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle 'great jeans' campaign mark a shift for ads? [NPR]
- Sydney Sweeney Wanted to 'Push' Envelope With American Eagle Campaign Before Controversial Reactions [Us Weekly]
- Dunkin' Faces Backlash Over Genetics Reference in New Ad [Adweek]
- Donald Trump Jr. Swoons Over Dad In Freaky AI Parody Of Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Ad [Huffpo] [CLICK]
- The Carl's Jr. Burger Girl Is So Back, for Better or Worse [Glamour]
Transcript
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| 0:35.6 | I'm Guys, I have really bad news. |
| 0:51.6 | Is it that we're both wearing JJS C. West shirts right now? I think that it's because we're both wearing JJ C. West shirts right now? |
| 0:55.4 | I think that is because we're both in Georgia C. Westards. |
| 1:00.3 | No, not that. |
| 1:01.4 | Just like something that's really sad. |
| 1:04.2 | Oh. |
| 1:05.8 | Just say. |
| 1:07.6 | Spill, Mama. |
| 1:10.1 | Okay, so. Just give me a sec oh my god as many of you know i uh-huh i got a vagina this year |
| 1:27.0 | okay yeah um as most of you know um i had one I got a vagina this year. Okay. |
| 1:44.8 | Yeah. Is most of you know. I had one already. I was there. I had it already. They just, they double layered it, you know. I already had a vagina. They put one right next to the other. I got a new one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah like Shannon Bador on Real Housewives of Orange County, |
| 1:49.1 | you know, I had a nine and a half pound baby at birth, and she split me top to toe. |
| 1:56.1 | I had to put your pussy in. And I was out walking today in the heat, in the 100 degree heat. |
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