Well, you sound like a Democrat.

I'm not really.

Well, in case you're like me and you do not watch the show, that clip that has been going viral for the last 48 hours over on X is from this Sunday's episode of HBO's Euphoria.

You might be thinking, okay, Brett, you have said before that you do not watch the show.

You just said it again. Why are we talking about this vulgar, depraved piece of television? I mean, the left is mad because now they think that euphoria is conservative-coded. Conservatives are now saying, we love euphoria, we love Sidney, we're going to own the lives with this clip. The hoes on only fans have also jumped in. They're pissed off with how they're being portrayed on the show. And Sam Levinson, Sam Levinson, who is the freak of a director, is sitting back in his Hollywood Mega Mansion laughing at everybody online because everybody is falling for his very obvious rage made. But not me. I'm not falling for it because the only thing I am actually outraged over is the real life Sydney Sweeney's

choice in men. Obviously we're going to talk about that too, but before we dive into this entire story and all the discourse, if you guys are in Tennessee in the greater Nashville area, I'm doing another show with Zanies. May 19th, come out. It's super fun. I tell stories. We do like a live version of the show. We make fun of the craziest things on the internet. It's a great time. Again, next week, May 19th, at Zanis, if you're in Nashville.

All right, so Euphoria, just in general, it becomes the talk

of the internet, the talk of the town square every single time they release an episode. Like I said,

this is not a TV show that I watch. Now, to be frank, I really don't watch a lot of television,

but I remember watching the first ever

episode of Euphoria in 2019, the first season. All of my friends in LA were talking about it. Everybody wanted to be on this cool new HBO show. I was like, great, you know, teenagers in high school. It's all cool and colorful. Let's watch it. I remember being absolutely flabbergasted. I was like, okay, no, crossing the line.

This is really grotesque.

It's very vulgar.

And quite frankly, it was just not for me. So this is not a critique on the show, on the actors or anything, again, because I don't watch it. So I have no place in saying any of that. More so this is a reaction to the people who are losing their minds on the internet about this most recent episode.

So all of this has to do, obviously, with Sidney, the most controversial woman in Hollywood, it seems. So it has to do with her character on the show because it's her. So again, like I said, everybody is already going to be nitpicking. These are the people in our society who still think that she is a Nazi because she did a jeans commercial and talked about her good jeans. So already they are predisposed to be upset with her. But anyway, I had my producer fill me in because she watches the show. Shame, shame, shame. And you guys might remember this. We actually talked about it back in 2024. I think it was on comment section. But they did this time jump after they had taken a really long hiatus between the last two seasons to make the show less risky and less edgy. So pop-based posted at the time, season three of Euphoria will have a time jump that moves the storyline away from high school and into early adulthood, which we are seeing now. The characters will be older to make the show's edgy theme of sex and drugs less risky. So everybody was like losing their mind being like, this is so inappropriate, this is crazy, so they said, all right, we'll just do a time jump. My thought is you should have considered that before you made a bunch of high school characters drug and sex addicted. Just saying, so anyway, like I was saying, just to get everybody on the same page, the show has now jumped five years in the future. That is what the current season is revolving around. And essentially, now all these characters are in their mid-20s, every single character ends up in some form of sex work. So for example, one character, this is off my producer by the way. One character is an agent, repping only fans girls. Another is working for a man that owns a strip club and is managing the girls. The trans girl in the show is now a sugar baby. And Sidney's character Cassie is engaged and living in the suburbs in some kind of like 1960s housewife fantasy world, but she did always want to be an only fan's model. Like that's a through line with her character. So her fiance whose name is Nate in the show, he forbids it. Because again, they're like living this housewife fantasy. But when she learns that this character, her fiance, is in a mountain of debt that he's not actually as successful as he led her to believe, she decides to take matters into her own hands to help her family. She's the virtuous wife, I guess. And she decides to do only fans anyway, because obviously that's what she's always wanted to do. The fiancee, once he realizes is how much money she's making, how successful she's become, he gets on board. And so from there, their picture perfect 1960s housewife, suburban, trad family falls apart. So now TLDR or too Rachi didn't watch is what I would say. You are all caught up. We are on the same page here. So Sydney's character is being an only fan's model in this current season. That's what they were talking about in Sunday's episode. And in the show, they have her doing just really insane stuff. I mean, she's doing all of this weird fetish play, puppy play, age play. There are other characters that are doing similar things, like another character is doing something called mummification and all of this guys.

Listen, it is really, really pissing off the real life only fans models because apparently all of that the Euphoria is just a step too far. It is too fetishy. It is too cartoonish. This was a

real article in one of the Hollywood trades. The headline reads, Sidney's Uphoria sex worker is really pissing off only fans models.

And then listen to this.

The show's depiction of only fans models via Cassie,

that is Sydney's character,

has, however, rankled real life only fans creators

who already find themselves subject to enough mockery and scored

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