Swords

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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In which our heroes unsheathe their blades, parry and riposte as we discuss swords.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/Already purchased tickets for Melbourne Fringe and want that sweet 25% off? Just email emma@escommunications.com.au and she’ll sort you out ASAP! Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadDuscher: twitter.com/dusch13Zoe: twitter.com/zoesanspants

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1:00.4	What's up guys? It's your boys and girl. I'm the girl.
1:05.0	Until we start every show episode. Everyone, welcome. You guys know this. Hey everyone. It's another episode of shut up a second. Surprise. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotta.
1:09.4	And I'm Joel Dusha. This is not another surprise.
1:11.2	It's beans.
1:29.8	Frankly, I wish. Because even Zoe and Dusha wouldn't be prepared for it. No. Surprise, it's sorts. Woo! But the episode is not called surprise. It's called surprise. You already knew this. Listening. You clicked and you're like, I'm going to get swords today. And then when you were like, am I about to get surprised with beans again?
1:29.6	I am so excited. You already knew this, listening. You clicked and you're like, I'm going to get swords today. And then you were like, am I about to get surprised with beans again?
1:32.1	I am so excited.
1:35.7	But in fact, no, you're getting surprised with swords, but it's not a surprise.
1:37.4	It's a bad surprise.
1:39.1	I hope that's where the music goes.
1:40.9	But now I also hope that it's not.
1:42.8	It's all so funny.
1:43.1	Anyway.
1:44.0	Don't you edit this yes if you could stab someone with a thing that's not a sword but like you would stab someone
1:58.4	what would you who would you stab? And with what?
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