I saw an old flame on a dating app.

Every day is a story.

I'm Shannon Kaysen.

This is Monday.

When I saw her on the dating app, it brought up good memories.

We met at a storytelling show.

Now, I was on stage telling stories, and she was like in the audience or something.

So afterwards, we met.

And in my mind, it was like networking.

She was an artist, and she had a podcast.

And I told her, and we were talking about podcasting, and I told her, let's get coffee

sometime.

And she said, okay, next week.

And I was cool with that because sometime is usually no time unless you set a date.

You'll say, hey, let's do that sometime, but sometime never comes.

I got a friend of mine that we talked, D'Andre, we brought that up.

Sometime is no time.

So when she said next week, I thought that was perfect.

So we talked and she skips the coffee.

Like she says, yeah, coffee.

Let's go get a drink.

And this is foreign to me, you know, because most times, like, I'm the lead in pursuing,

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