This is an advertisement for Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, the latest Pokemon game, only playable under Nintendo Switch.

Do you like Pokemon here? Do you like Pikachu? You went to Pikachu? What about Charizard or Bulbasaur?

Is that what you like? Well, with Pokemon Scarlet and Violet?

But what if I told you you'd be able to do something you've never done before in a Pokemon game?

The ability to explore a completely open world in the Pokemon Universe.

And this has never been done before.

And it's something that current and past Pokemon fans have always wanted.

You can tackle the gym challenge in any order that you like.

Or you can just explore it as you see fitment.

Do you want to ride a Pokemon? Do you want to ride a legendary Pokemon on land?

Or fly in the sky from the very start of this door and make the adventure your own?

Well, you can. And Camille, are you looking to meet no Pokemon?

Is that what you want? Is that what you want?

Well, you can. Just get Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. It's out now under Nintendo Switch.

Doug bless you hesitant kevans. Welcome to the Blind By Pack guest. Let's start off this week's episode with a piece of sharp prose that was sent to me by sting.

This prose is called my Ten-Tone Horizontal Cousin.

My Ten-Tone Horizontal Cousin was unfairly dismissed from River Island.

They said they needed cutbacks that the pandemic had impacted demand.

People are buying their claws online, are on apps on their phones, fast fashion they call it, and it is killing retail.

My cousin is 60 feet long from every angle and fully horizontal.

He is 2 inches thick with a heart of gold, a type of human tarpaulin, stretched skin and teeth, ten tons of kindness.

And every morning he would fold himself in the door of River Island. And every evening he'd fold himself out the greedy, high street bastards.

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