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This is an emergency WSHIT public service announcement.

The following announcement has been made by the Crabapple Department of Health and Human Services.

Good evening, Crabapple.

I am Dr. Edna Snodgrass, your director of Health and Human Services for the township.

After months of exhaustive research, me and my department have determined that the

leading cause of death in Crabapple is in fact birth. Nearly 100% of people who die in the

township were at some point born. The math speaks for itself, and to protect the citizens of

Crabapple from this dangerous epidemic, I am calling officially for itself, and to protect the citizens of Crabapple from this dangerous epidemic,

I am calling officially for an immediate and total ban on all pregnancy.

Not only does pregnancy dramatically increase your chances of giving birth, but new births

are directly fueling our town's skyrocketing death rate.

We simply cannot allow this reckless activity to continue

unchecked. That's why I am asking the mayor to sign in effect today the zero birth, zero death

declaration of 2025. If you or someone you love is currently affected by pregnancy, please report it directly to the

Crabapple pregnancy tent located behind Dave's Tata and Tackle Shop. Free pamphlets and complimentary

seatbelt extenders will be provided to all those who report pregnancy before sundown. Together we

can make Crabapple the very first zero birth, zero death community in all the land.

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