Swimming Naked with Elizabeth Olsen

Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Elizabeth Olsen joins Chelsea to chat about why she swims naked every morning, her thoughts on reincarnation, and why she’s the perfect woman for a man with a fish pic in his bio. Then: A guncle wants to help his niece steer clear of becoming a Mean Girl. A single mom struggles to connect on the apps. And a young lawyer can’t get her man to commit - so she’s stuck paying double rent.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	I just announced all my tour dates.
0:05.9	It's called the High and Mighty Tour.
0:08.1	I'm coming to Washington, D.C., Norfolk, Virginia.
0:11.1	Madison, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Detroit, Michigan, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, Portland, Maine, Providence, Rhode Island, Springfield, Massachusetts, Chicago, of course.
0:25.0	Indianapolis, Indiana, Louisville, Kentucky, Albuquerque, Mesa, Arizona, Kansas City, Missouri, St. Louis, Louis, Missouri, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Nashville, Tennessee, Charlotte, North Carolina, Durham, North Carolina,
0:39.9	Saratoga, California, Monterey, California, Modesto, California, and Portchester, New York, Boston,
0:47.7	Massachusetts, Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington. I will be touring from February through June. So go get your tickets now.
0:57.4	If you want to come see me perform, I will be on the high and mighty tour.
1:02.7	Okay dokey. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea. How are you? Well, I am fresh. You know what I've done
1:09.7	since we last spoke? I went to Antarctica. Then I went to. You know what I've done since we last spoke?
1:11.0	I went to Antarctica, then I went to Vegas, and now I'm in New York.
1:16.2	I am a globetrotter.
1:19.0	You're all over the place.
1:20.4	I mean, like more so than normal.
1:22.4	I'm all over the shop.
1:24.4	How was Antarctica?
1:26.0	It was redonculus. It was absolute mayhem. I have never been on a
1:33.8	trip that was so ridiculous. It was like a conference on psychedelics, so half the people were
1:40.7	researching psychedelics and the other half of the people were doing psychedelics.
1:46.1	Let me guess which category you fell into. Yeah, well, I was somewhere in the middle. I had a blast.
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