Swimfan (2002)

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4.7 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Squeeze into your Speedo because Joe and Trace are getting wet with Swimfan, the “baby Fatal Attraction” wannabe starring America’s 2002 boyfriend, Jesse Bradford, and the far-too-good-for-this-nonsense, Erika Christensen. Join us as we try to unpack the film’s many, MANY plot holes, laugh as Joe explains to Trace how pagers work and drink - at your own risk - whenever Trace says “panties”, “vagina” or impersonates poor Ms. Christensen. Is this the film that breaks the Horror Queers? If laughter and incredulous responses are any indication, then the answer is a resounding Yes. Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys on Twitter using the hashtag #HorrorQueers > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote Support the boys on Patreon Check out the online articles on Bloody Disgusting Theme Music: Alexander Nakarada Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.5	Nalsferatu. Wadu under 17-9 a minute without parent. Only in theaters Christmas
0:26.7	Day. Special engagement in Dolby and IMAX.
0:30.6	Sit in quietly. Once you've made the house all shiny. Down time can be just fine, plain bangers
0:36.6	from the 90s. Tea break. Lunch break. Maybe listen to the
0:41.5	ad break. Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right? It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time,
0:48.8	or time to visit your nan time. Go on. Play some other time. Put your phone down.
0:54.8	Tombollah.
0:56.6	Open for fun.
0:59.5	Terms apply 18 plus gambleaware.org. God, I loved it.
1:12.6	I'll send you a copy.
1:14.2	Bam, bitch went down.
1:24.0	Welcome to horror queers, where Joe and I, queer men, talk about queer things and queer horror.
1:29.7	Not always queer horror, sometimes just horror.
1:32.6	And that's our spiel.
1:35.3	Hi, Joe.
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