The

The Hello, Internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanor.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

I threw myself off for a second because I set my name so quickly and with a weird break that it sounded like Travis Smackleroy. Oh, did it? I wasn't even listening. It just, it brought back my old roller derby days when I was Travis Smackleroy. Oh, how I used to derb. I derbed so hard.

Rolled and derbed and everybody was like, yeah, man, look at Smackleroy Go.

But those days are behind me now.

Because my old creaky bones and I lost my roller skates.

I wondered where this was going.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

Do you remember when you told our daughter that you were a champion skateboarder and she

basically called you out until you had to admit that you don't know how to skateboard?

Yeah.

I thought that was pretty obvious.

At one point, at one point, I told her I couldn't do it anymore because one time I

skateboarded so good that a man was so

impressed he had a heart attack and died and after that I swore I'd never skateboard again because I'd

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