Evening falls on the lush grasslands of Croydon.

As the humble tortoise gently mounts his chosen mate.

And in a dance as old as time itself, it rears its head and emits the mighty mating call.

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When that kind of shit happens, I just pray for justice somewhere.

I pray that I come up on an accident, like all of a sudden we're in stop-and-go traffic, I come up on an accident, and that guy is on the side of the road with, you know, legs sticking up, sticking through his anus or something. I mean, I'm serious. Like, I don't know where this monster comes from, but I have a monster. I'm like praying for someone else's dismemberment.

I'm like, I fucking hope he flipped that truck 75 times.

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I'm Brian Green, and this is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly mediocre podcast. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us hanging out here on a lovely, what is it? Friday afternoon. I'm not even sure what day it is. I don't know either. Who fucking knows.

It's a revolving travel door for me lately. I'm like.

And it's, you know, they have this term that they use some moms and teachers and stuff.

They use it call it Maysember.

May December. Yeah, because May seems like the second busiest month of the year behind December with Christmas and all the jazz.

You know, that thing about Jesus being born and shit like that.

And who determined his birthday was on December 25th?

Did they have a calendar back then?

Like December 25th?

I don't. I mean, I know the Romans were using calendars long before Jesus apparently appeared.

Yeah, isn't there? There's like the Augustine or something calendar. There's a couple different

calendars. Yes, the St. Augustine calendar, which is where nobody keeps track because we're all at the

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