Hello folks, this is Kevin. On this episode you'll hear the wonderful fun all the year round.

Jeff Bar and the sort of Shakespearean, Ness and a terrific guy, John Lasolak. Also,

a favorite of ours, the lovely and talented god damn Taj,

Eastern and another of our editors, a very beloved member of our team fascinating fascinating fascinating

hope brush. So without further ado,

thanks Kevin, so nice of you to give us that sincere sounding and very real-time introduction.

Thank you Kevin and Allison. On this week's episode of Risk. You'll hear David Crab.

And right as he comes up to me, it hits like all the angels in my blood. And he said,

what is it Mr. Crab? And I just say, I'm fading away. That and more.

But first, the next New York show is coming up on April 27th. The one after that is on June 22nd.

And it's not too late to pitch us for that show, but you got to get us your pitches by April 27th.

The optional themes for that show include blood.

Ooh, ooh, like that horrible gory upsetting story I told about killing a deer.

Or breaking the rules. You mean like the time that Kevin mailed a used condom to his buddy at school?

Yeah, it's exactly. Or good news.

That would be like the Morino Malley Kirshner story where she didn't know she was pregnant

until she was having a baby. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't limit yourself to those themes.

If you have a bold heartfelt or in any way amazing story, we want to hear about it. You could be a star.

So go to risk-show.com slash submissions for all the details.

And send us them pitches. Send the pitches.

Betches? Do it! We'll be right back.

Folks, if you haven't heard of Bombas socks yet, I think they are going to be the socks to get now.

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