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The Brilliant Idiots

The Brilliant Idiots

Comedy

4.612K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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This week on Brilliant Idiots, Andrew Schulz and Charlamagne tha God dive into everything from WWE run-ins with the Giants O-line, parenting confessions, breastfeeding myths, and Taylor’s (She’s back) whole journey into new-mom life. And of course, it wouldn’t be Brilliant Idiots without spiraling into aliens, dreams, Asian extraterrestrials, automated barber machines, colonoscopies, nutty childhood moments (literally), and why Thanksgiving might be the most Native-American-ass holiday ever. Schulz and Charlamagne debate the Three Body Problem, the truth about Epstein, politics, conspiracies, and why “Quiet Piggy” might be the funniest political nickname Trump ever dropped. Plus, barbershop culture, massages, and the undeniable stress-release powers of a tiny Asian man's hands. Yes… really. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God ⁠Pre Order⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel ⁠Order Link⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley ⁠Order Link⁠ No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF ⁠Order Link⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God ⁠Order Link⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz ⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" ⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:57.0

Hesekiah Walker.

0:58.1

Charlamina Gagat.

0:59.7

Chris is here.

1:00.9

Chris is here.

1:02.5

How was your week?

1:03.8

Hesekiah Walker, your weekend week?

1:05.6

Oh, man, I had a fun one, dude.

1:06.9

I was trying to drag you out to WWE.

1:09.9

Yeah.

1:45.0

Yeah. How was that? I saw it on. I needed your backup, bro. I knew they was going to try something. You know what? I'm honestly, I thought about it. I was like, you know, my little brothers loved WWE. I grew up off WWE. They would have loved that, but it was kind of short notice. But also, I'm glad I didn't because you looked at the fucking New York Giants. No way in hell would me as a diehard Dallas Cowboy fan. Let the Giants. Father who tased a Marine on 9-11 at MetLife Stadium at a Cowboys Jet's game. There's no way I would go out there to help another NFC East team in any way shape. No, they would be helping you. Yo, but I'm not helping them either. I don't want their help. Why? Because it's fuck the Giants all day, every day. I'm a cowboy fan. Yo, somebody texts me this morning. This was this morning. Today, 9.25 a.m. we're recording this on a Wednesday. That shit was Monday. This is Wednesday morning. Yeah. It's a Giants fan, because why would he put our running back and Carter in that game?

2:02.6

And I know that

2:04.4

W.W.E. is staged, but the running back

2:06.6

has a broken ankle. He don't need to be here. And if

2:08.7

Schultz isn't a Giants fan, he needs to leave them alone.

2:12.4

The way

2:13.4

the media, the sports media, took this

2:16.8

so seriously, as they should. It was a real scrap.

2:21.2

But the way they were furious in it, like, this is part of your rehab, this, that, the other.

2:26.4

He got full approval for contact. Yeah. For any sort of street altercation. And...

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