Sweet Jesus #610

Thank God I'm Atheist

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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A snake falls from heaven (onto woman), Christian eBay retailer arrested, the Quran gets burned (again) causing riots (again), sham charity raises money to send Bibles to China, Jesus films are all the rage these days, an new AI app responds as Jesus, and Christians seem to be souring on Christ.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody! Hi, friends! Well, from beautiful Salt Lake City, Utah. It's Thank God I'm Atheus. The podcast. I'm Frank Feldman, and I'm Dan Beecher.
0:28.0	And coming up on the show today, Dan. Jesus is so weak. Jesus, what? A pathetic dude's a pussy.
0:42.4	Buried a male. We're gonna be talking about a, I guess it was, it originates from an NPR interview
0:51.8	that Russell Moore, that name means anything to any of you, did this week, where he shared some
0:58.4	interesting stories about the state of Christianity, and we just kind of wanted to run with that. So
1:03.2	that'll be on the second half of the show. First, Dan, one of my worst nightmares is this story.
1:10.3	Oh, no. My absolute worst nightmare, Dan. This is a story of Peggy Jones down in Texas.
1:19.2	No, it's my worst nightmare. Who was just out riding her lawnmower,
1:24.9	minding her own business, when a snake fell from the sky, Dan. So this is a, a snake fell from
1:34.4	the sky. A snake fell from the sky, wrapped itself tightly around her arm and started striking
1:41.1	her in the face. And as she's trying to deal with this nightmare, this impossible scenario,
1:55.7	a hawk swoops down from the sky and starts clawing at her arm, right? Give me back my snake.
2:05.6	Give me back my snake. She shoes it, she shoes it away probably up to three or four times.
2:11.6	It keeps coming back and attacking and trying to get the snake. She's screaming, help me, Jesus,
2:19.5	help me, Jesus. And eventually, according to her, Jesus helped.
2:29.2	Jesus is the one that afflicted you with this problem in the first place. That is some
2:33.3	biblical shit. You don't know. Don't just fall on you. You pissed Jesus off. And you don't even
2:42.8	know that the hawk was involved in the, in the dropping of that snake in the first place.
2:48.0	Right. That could have just been God's screwing with you. He's a bit of a trickster, God,
2:52.8	these days. It seems. Um, I think that was God's way of letting me live. Oh, so she's saying that
3:01.0	the hawk was getting, you know, she's talking about the hawk swooping down intentionally to save
3:06.6	her life. It's kind of what she's, she's suggesting, which she says, which she then
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