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Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

'Sweeper!' by Steve Bruce with Ivo Graham - Part 1 of 2 (QK Reloaded)

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

This Is A Real Test Ltd

Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.84.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In an effort to become podcasting's version of UK Gold, we're spinning it back and replaying the glory days of QK, every Tuesday and Thursday. This is: QK Reloaded. We'll be playing through our original episodes in release order. And this is... Ivo Graham reading the second book in the Barnes-verse for the first time. This episode was first broadcast 3rd April 2018. -- Quickly Kevin: S03 EP03 - 'Sweeper!' by Steve Bruce with Ivo Graham (Part 1 of 2) In a special double episode, it's the much anticipated return of comedian Ivo Graham to discuss the second book in Steve Bruce's literary canon, 'Sweeper!'. If you haven't already listened to the first appearance in Series 1 of 'Quickly Kevin...' we recommend you do that now, and for those of you who have, rest assured as old favourites the Jaguar XJ8, a questionable attitude to gender equality, and the trademark leaden prose all return. Along with some fascinating new ruminations on tripe, attacking full backs, and the most sexually charged dialogue since Bogart and Bacall first shared the screen, as Bruce's alter ego, football manager turned reluctant detective Steve Barnes, crosses paths with a gun toting femme-fatal in a clumsily plotted sequel we'll generously describe as barely comprehensible. All this and the usual correspondence, brand new features (because that's exactly what the show needs) and the end of episode 90's Football based quiz. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Whether you're singing songs dressed as a traffic cone at the Ali Pali,

0:04.0

roaring yourself hoarse on the first day of Cheltenham,

0:07.0

or hugging a complete stranger after a 98th minute win.

0:11.0

A virgin bet, we always want you to have a great time without losing track of your betting.

0:16.0

So whilst there's no such thing as a dead cert, it's a good bet.

0:20.0

We'll help you keep it fun and safe.

0:22.3

Visit our safer gambling hub for more info.

0:25.0

Virgin Bet. A good bet.

0:27.1

Bet responsibly.

0:28.0

18 plus gambleaware.org.

0:30.5

Shouldn't you be at work?

0:33.2

It's a lovely gym.

0:35.3

Oh, it's a brilliant goal.

0:42.9

From Lord Boheden. Still, it's not away. Southgate's shot. Velasovich scores.

0:50.4

The EPR could do with a bit of magic from him. Maybe this is it, it is! Andy Sinton from nothing.

0:57.0

Brian Roy has headed for his interlead. Whelan?

0:58.0

Oh, what a goal from Noel.

0:59.0

Hit a leg!

1:00.0

Over the top!

1:02.0

Back!

1:03.0

Now, you know him better than anybody probably.

1:05.0

Do you back him to score quickly?

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