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Hello and welcome to the J train podcast. This is J train Jared Fried coming to you live from Las Vegas, Nevada, the Rio all sweet hotel.

We are here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. That's how it all works.

We're here with a special episode from the road. I figured it'd be fun to take both of this week's from Vegas since I'm out here. I brought the equipment. We're in the hotel room. The hotel at the Rio is just saying it kind of looks like the garage that all the other hotels put their old shit into.

But that's fine because the comedy sellers here and I'm going to do shows here every night this week at the comedy seller at the Rio the club is actually awesome and it feels like you're at the they built it so they came in here.

And they took the bricks and put them up and made it look like the seller does feel like you're in a New York City club. I'm going to do today's episode is a loner turned down the lights, set the music down. Let's place some slow jams, put the lights on a dim is just you and Papa JT. Just you and me, baby. And listen. That doesn't mean we stop feathering these nuts because today you're going to get a lot of emails.

A lot of bang for your buck. Okay. We're going to go straight into the mail bag. We're going to go through them all and sometimes I go and I read a read an email and I look at the title and I go, this was a good one. Then it's too long. This won't be that episode. We're going to straight from the top to the bottom. We don't care how long some of the emails are. Maybe we'll get through to the middle of one will go. We'll fuck this bitch. Let's move on. But for the most part we're just going to go email email email email email.

So it's just you and Papa JT, baby. Listen, before we get started though, I flew here this morning from New York City. There's a great coffee with J train. That's up the one from yesterday. That's what the coffee with J trains all about. So if you don't subscribe to Patreon. I think this is the week to do it. Patreon.com slash Jared Fried three bucks a month. That's three bucks for podcasts a month. That's all the blogs about behind the scenes. What's going on?

Last week we had Andrew Schultz on a lot of opinions on Schultz. I love the opinions. I love that he polarizes and he brings his A game when he comes on. So I want to hear from you. Come to Patreon patreon.com slash Jared Fried and one last thing.

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So we're here in Vegas, a loner episode, dim the house lights people get a nice glass of red. Let's hit these emails up. I flew here from New York City this morning. You ever go to the airport and there's just

Or anywhere for that matter anywhere that you spend a lot of time at there's like your nemesis. I got into TSA pre line. And there was a guy and his girlfriend or wife in front of me. And I'm just looking at them being like these people are moving way too fucking slow.

And it doesn't take a lot to piss me off with in TSA pre line. I'll admit that you could literally bend over to go. Oh, is there something? Did my wallet fall on the ground? I go, I start barking at you. I go, I'm

Move it. Get out of the way. I'm such a TSA pre asshole. So it doesn't take a lot. So these two people are in front of me. I'm looking at them like these idiots. They keep and then they were like you they did that move before it's out of a

Sign felled episode, but they do that move before going through the X ray where they had to like walk really slowly through it. And I'm behind them barking just like, come on. Let's do this.

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