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The Political Orphanage

Sweden Tried Socialism So You Don't Have To

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Is Sweden a socialist paradise? What do they do right and what have they screwed up on? Most importantly, what can Americans steal, replicate, and improve upon?

To find out, I abducted the handsome and urbane intellectual Johan Norberg.

Also I visit the ABBA Museum. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for explorers of all persuasions, be they intellectual or geographic.

0:16.1

I'm your host, Andrew Heaton, a man in search of good ideas, which I can observe and bootleg, back to my own home, to improve my country and take credit for.

0:29.0

Following up on last week's episode about Finland and social trust, I wandered over to Sweden to steal some ideas from these friendly Targaryens around these parts,

0:40.3

and specifically to ask,

0:42.3

if America were to try to replicate a Nordic-style social safety net,

0:48.3

what would that look like?

0:50.3

Who funds it? How is it administered? What are the taxes like?

0:53.3

I kicked off my time in

0:55.7

Stockholm by going to the Nobel Prize Museum, a repository of brilliant ideas and science,

1:01.0

economics, and medicine, perfect to explore interesting notions. Only after 15 or 20 minutes of

1:09.9

learning about how

1:11.8

Dr. Hoosett has been awarded the Nobel Prize

1:16.1

for pioneering semi-protein glutenate suballocation

1:19.4

to CRISPR particle accelerator jiffies,

1:22.3

I got a headache and I quietly snuck out the back

1:25.6

and instead I went to the Abba Museum.

1:32.3

So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear the SOS?

1:38.3

The love you gave me nothing else can save me, S-O-S.

1:47.0

Which was good, because it gave me some time to consider this wonderful country called Sweden without getting a nosebleet.

1:56.0

Oh, I try out and I carry on.

2:07.6

You seem so far away, though you are standing near. Ah, Stockholm.

2:09.6

A beautiful, beautiful city. I highly recommend it.

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