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All right. Let's prank. Let's go. Yeah. You all ready? This right here. All right. So you know, everybody, you know, it's New Year's, it's a new year now. Everybody's doing what? Everybody hitting the gym. You know, this is, you know, the first two weeks at the gym be packed. Oh, there. People are everywhere. This is when you see people don't even know how to use a machine.

They just all in there.

They're in that. What bothers me at the gym is when people don't wipe down the equipment after they get through use. I can't stand that. I can't stand that. I'll be walking around that with Clow Rock. I can't stand it.

I don't. I'd be spraying and wiping everything. So this right here is called Sweat Hall. Sweat Hall, right? That's the name of the prank. Let's go, Cat Doe. Sweat Hall. Hello? Can I speak to Keon? Yeah, this is Keon. Who's this? Hey, this is Terris, man.

Do you go to Iron Man Fitness Center, right? Is that where you work out at? Yeah, that's why I work out. Who is this? My name is Terrence. I got your number from the girl to work at the front when you first come in. I mean, I'm actually... What? Yeah, a little chick like, gave me your number.

You, you, you work out.

Wait, why did they give you my number? You work at the gym? No, I don't work at the gym, but everybody here at the gym was having a conversation, everybody got a problem with you. So, you know, how long to call you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You have a problem with me that gave you my number?

What's going on?

Bro, we're trying to fix the problem.

Let's handle that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You have a problem with me that gave you my number? I don't know.

What's going on?

Bro, we're trying to fix the problem. Let's have that first. Don't worry about somebody to have me your number. Let's just fix the problem, all right? Man, who is you? Man, I know who is me. My name is Tams. I didn't tell you three times who I am. So what I'm telling you is this, is that, you know, you come to the gym,

how long have you been coming to the gym? Man, I've been going to that gym for like five, ten years, bro. Five, ten years? That's a big, yeah. Okay. So anyway, the problem is this, dude. You come to the gym. I don't know if you ain't bathing or what the case is, but dude, all the equipment be fucking in a, man. Dude, you got to watch your fucking, man, before you. Yeah, dude. Dude, what are you talking about, man? Yeah, well, who gave you my number? Why are you calling me for one? And man, who the hell are you to call me talking disrespectably like this, bro?

Well, no, no, no, the problem is this. The disrespect is how you come into the gym. Funky is f***. Okay? You got the machines all dirty. We got to do whites and... Man, it's a gym. Why you work out, you sweat. It's a gym. Yeah, but you funky before you even get there, man. that's the problem.

You talking about funky before I'm getting that.

Man, what the hell you calling me with this bull for? I'm calling you. I'm calling you. Okay, dude, you come to the gym, everything you ain't bathed, okay? You're leaving all these questions. I bays every day. What are you talking about, homie? I bade every day. Let me ask you this thing. Let me ask you this thing, Keion. Why is everybody here at the gym talking about you, you the guy that be leaving all the equipment folks? Why are they talking about you, man? The same reason everybody in your neighborhood talk about your mama, that's why. Yo, where you at, dude? What are you at right now? I'm here at the gym. I'm here at the gym. I'll come to the gym right now.

We can talk. mama that's why you're at dude what you have right now i'm here at the gym i'm here at the gym

i come to the gym right now we can talk about this and face to face dog okay what the hell are you

calling you with this doing so are you going to take a bath or you come that's because that's the problem

we've been had is your mama going to take a bath okay okay let okay. Let me tell you. Let me tell you something, dude.

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