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Hello Bugleers, welcome to issue 21 of the Bugle The World's only audio newspaper

as far as we're concerned for the week beginning Monday the 17th of March 2008 with me and

his ultimate in London and in New York City USA John Oliver good morning afternoon or evening

Bugleers delete as appropriate I'm back I've cheated death I shook hands with the devil

now I'm stronger than ever I could never be defeated I think this means I'm technically

immortal now apologies go out if any of you had problems getting last week's Bugle apparently

we had server problems now there is a reason for this and that is that the British and American

governments fear the Bugle and the power of its satirical comedy and not only have they

been trying to stop the Bugle being broadcast via iTunes but they also kidnapped me last

week chain me to radiator and stole all of my jokes but we are back as always some sections

of the Bugle go straight in the bin this week a home electronic section including why

buy a dog when a plasma screen television gives you so much more in return does the internet

chat room in the end of the traditional stand-up argument and does the camera spell the

end of traditional painting and also in a special history pull out in the bin if Henry

8th have been alive today would have been dead by now top story this week and be proud

to be British go on try harder even if you're not at least try it you might like it prime

minister Gordon Brown suggested this week a new holiday celebrating Britishness and on

top of that encouraging school children to swear allegiance to the country every morning

to combat a perceived slide in national pride there is no national pride in Britain anymore

Andy but for good reason we've lost everything we are the shell shocked man walking away from

the casino at five in the morning rehearsing what he's going to tell his wife we collectively

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