SWE: Why You're Bad in Bed

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.2 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2013

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

You’re not bad in bed because you don't have a huge penis that lasts forever. You’re bad in bed because-- you forget about foreplay, you don't know how to go down on them, you don’t go down on them enough, you have sex like a jackrabbit, you aren't thinking about their pleasure, or you're so scared of doing something wrong that you don't do anything at all. Listening to this podcast will make you great in bed. Or at least better than before.

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0:30.1	Book into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our secret
0:44.0	institutions. Betrubized, they call them in a bike on day. Hey, Avali, you got a boyfriend?
0:49.7	Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute.
0:53.0	The girls gotta understand it so much. The women know about shrinkage.
0:56.8	Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks.
0:59.3	Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?
1:02.2	Ah, mom, mom, mom, I feel so proud. Being bad feels pretty good.
1:06.5	You know, Avali's not the kind of girl you just play with.
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