SWE: Three's Company

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.2 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2012

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Emily kinda, sorta preps for Valentine's Day, and reveals how you can turn your penis into a vibrator (freezing in carbonite not required), c-rings, and sexting blunders. Also, how to have a successful threesome without destroying your relationship.

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0:00.0	As Nigel opened his Amazon parcel, it was in love at first sight.
0:04.5	Sleek design and effortless cornering.
0:07.2	This vacuum cleaner screamed quality and for a price lower than he ever dreamed.
0:11.8	Five stars from Nigel.
0:15.0	With star reviews from you and star prices from us,
0:18.2	start your search on Amazon today.
0:31.0	Hey, Emily.
0:32.0	You got a boyfriend?
0:33.0	Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.
0:35.0	He thinks you're kind of cute.
0:36.0	The girls gotta understand.
0:37.0	Oh, my.
0:38.0	The women know about shrinkage.
0:39.0	Isn't it common, Emily?
0:40.0	What do you mean, like, laundry?
0:41.0	It's shrink?
0:42.0	Can we not talk about sex so much?
0:43.0	Are you kidding me?
0:44.0	Oh, my God.
0:45.0	I'm off here.
0:46.0	Oh, my God.
0:47.0	Being bad feels pretty good.
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