I remember when I first started dating my partner and had the realization I was dating someone who had their shit together.

I want to relieve to date an actual adult, someone who communicated well, dressed well, and was up to date on their car registration.

Green flags, you know? You deserve to date people who are grounded and show you a great time.

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