SWE: Like a Virgin

Sex With Emily

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.3 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2012

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Emily's inbox has been getting swamped with emails from virgins of all ages lately, so today's episode is dedicated to helping them join the coital club, laying out what they can expect and how they should enter this new stage in their love lives. Virgins' partners get advised too, to make their lovers' first times magical. Or, at least, less awkward than their own. Emily weighs attending Burning Man and Menace prepares for Wedding Season. A listener wonders how to find men into bondage. Another doesn't know how to ask out a waitress. A British couple is making everyone on earth throw them weddings, a new blog broadcasts creepy OkCupid come-ons, and Todd Akin thinks women have magic in their wombs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to Sex with Emily.
0:05.5	Better relationships equal better sex.
0:08.0	Sinclair Institute, the leader in sex education products for adults, has been saying it for
0:12.3	over 20 years.
0:13.3	I've seen some of their DVDs, and I highly recommend them.
0:17.1	Find Sinclair's ad on my products page on my website, sexwithemily.com, and say 50%
0:22.2	off any one item when you put an Emily 50 at checkout.
0:25.9	Enjoy the show.
0:26.9	I promise your sex life will improve.
0:31.9	Look into his eyes.
0:33.9	They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.
0:37.9	Eyes that block our sacred institutions.
0:40.9	Betrubized, they call them in a fight on me.
0:43.9	Hey, Emily.
0:44.9	You got a boyfriend?
0:45.9	Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.
0:47.9	He thinks you're kind of cute.
0:48.9	The girls gotta understand.
0:49.9	Oh my.
0:50.9	The women know about shrinkage.
0:52.9	Isn't it common, Emily?
0:53.9	What do you mean, like laundry?
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