SWE- How to Screw

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.2 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2013

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Tips and topics include: Cloning your willy, crooked penises, Christ for Kegels, the oral sex "chin trick," and the oral sex "screw trick." Emily goes on to teach people how to function during sex. Stare lovingly into your partner's eyes without looking psychotic, have loud, ravenous sex whenever possible, and remember to breathe (yes, people forget). Emily also explains what to do if someone stops functioning during sex. People have a better chance of having a heart attack during sex than most other activities. At least they'll die happily on top of you.

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0:00.0	Beautiful houses, six star holidays, bursting bank accounts.
0:04.2	Oh, the lives of the rich and famous.
0:06.9	But being really, really famous, it's not easy.
0:10.4	I'm Anna, and I'm Emily,
0:12.2	and we're the hosts of Terribly Famous,
0:14.2	a new podcast from Wondery.
0:15.9	From Adele to Victoria Beckham and Lily Allen,
0:18.1	we take you inside the drama field
0:19.8	lives for our most talked about celebrities
0:22.2	to find out what it's like to walk in their shoes.
0:24.4	She means their beautiful prodigies.
0:26.6	Listen to Terribly Famous, wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.2	Hey guys, can I see a question?
0:35.0	How are your balls feeling right now?
0:37.2	Are they super clean and dry?
0:38.9	Does your partner complain or is not always willing
0:41.7	to go downtown?
0:42.9	If so, I've got something for you.
0:45.0	I've just launched a new product called Down Under Comfort
0:48.0	for my brand, Emily and Tony.
0:49.5	It's really unique.
0:50.6	It's a cream to tap yoga powder formula
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