SWE- How to meet someone

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.2 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2013

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Emily gives you the low-down on lube and why it makes sex that much better. But before you lube up, you may or may not need to find a partner. Emily and her cohost Menace give tips for meeting someone outside the bar. You might just find your next GF/BF at the laundromat. In other news, Menace tried Viagra, got waxed, and now it’s time for him to get his penis P-jazzled (decorated with rhinestones). Emily tells you how to send a naked photo, how to count condoms to see if he's cheating, and when it's time to hire a private investigator. Emily also answers listeners questions about sex toys for men, slowly undressing women, and fantasizing about someone else while having sex. Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Max4Men. Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations.

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0:00.0	Business, leisure.
0:02.0	The scream pop songs are the top of my lungs.
0:04.5	I didn't shave my chest for nothing.
0:06.5	To show my kid I love him, no matter what.
0:09.0	Because some people still don't get it.
0:11.0	Because so many people fought so hard to be able to do this.
0:14.5	To visit every single gay bar in Soho in one night.
0:17.5	Because when I was younger, I never realized I could.
0:20.5	Because we're not going anywhere.
0:22.5	Whatever the purpose of your visit, make yours an original.
0:26.5	Celebrate Pride with British Airways.
0:28.5	A British Original.
0:36.5	Look into his eyes.
0:38.5	They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.
0:42.5	Eyes that mock our sacred institutions.
0:45.5	Betrubized, they call them in a fight on day.
0:48.5	Hey, Evelyn.
0:49.5	You got a boyfriend?
0:50.5	Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.
0:52.5	He thinks you're kind of cute.
0:53.5	The girls got her standards on mine.
0:55.5	You women know about shrinkage.
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