SWE: Dating Disasters

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.3 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2012

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo "Miss Advised" will air on June 18th at 10 pm. In the first episode. Better tune in.Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only being best friends with your ex but making him your dog's baby daddy. It happens.Also, robot prostitutes, throwing sex toys at cops, and getting married so you can register and get new knives.From the Chameleon to the Co-dependent, from the Serial Dater to the Serial Liar, find out if you are dating one of the seven deadly dating personalities and how to get out as fast as you can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Evelyn, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken, he thinks you're kind of cute.
0:21.0	The girls gotta understand it so much.
0:23.0	The women know about shrinkage.
0:25.0	Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks?
0:27.0	Can we not talk about sex so much?
0:29.0	Are you kidding me?
0:30.0	Oh my god, I'm all so drunk.
0:32.0	Being bad feels pretty good.
0:34.0	You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
0:37.0	You're listening to Sex with Emily.
0:40.0	It's Monday everybody.
0:41.0	It's Monday. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between.
0:45.0	For more information, go to sexwithemily.com
0:48.0	where you can get all your sex questions and answered and figure out your entire life.
0:52.0	What's going on? You just had a freak out right now. What happened?
0:55.0	You're looking for something?
0:56.0	I'm looking for something.
0:57.0	Some content for the show.
0:58.0	Some content for the show that was not where it should be.
1:00.0	But we're looking for it. So anyway, happy Monday.
1:03.0	I know. What's up?
1:04.0	Oh my god, a lot of people. We've got a big announcement to make.
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