I heard you talking about me.

That's not true at all.

And I still invited you to my picnic here today to be nice to you. I mean, it's okay. When you went to your house, you talked about me to Kelsey. And then you were surprised that I sat there quite. I heard you talking about the wine that I brought. I mean, your wine was very, very cheap. You said I was evil and not even children wouldn't like me. Wait, what? I don't think I said that to your face, but I can't feel like that. I love you guys. You guys, welcome back to another episode here at everyone's business but mine, an episode, the likes of which we have not seen, because we have a new set of housewives before us.

Welcome to Rhode Island, y'all, the ocean state.

Man, these two episodes were Bing Bang Bong.

And I really was like going into this thinking, okay, maybe the reason why they're releasing two episodes in a week is because maybe we're a little bit sleepy.

Maybe it's just going to, you know, shake out better this way to just to like a Thursday

and a Sunday episode before officially doing Sunday weekly episodes.

Wrong.

We are truly like bats out of hell pretty much immediately thank god thank god it's like no not everybody

wants to work these days you know what i mean i feel like we have found ourselves an enclave of women who clearly have money, who are so insular that the trappings of fame aren't really on their radar. Like, obviously these women want to be

famous, but, like, in their day-to-day lives, they don't really have access to fame,

like, living in New York or even, like, in a bigger city, right? They're just so tiny.

And so because of that, we have real relationships.

We have people who don't really know how to play the reality television game.

And I am so grateful because this is myth.

Not one of these people really should be on television. And here we are.

Yum, yum, yum, eat it up. Let's get into it. We're starting off, obviously, like we got to get a lay of the land, right?

All 14 inches of Rhode Island. The huge homes, the perfectly manicured lawns, the smallest state with the biggest

attitude where people look down on you if you're not from there.

It's a whole thing.

Our first girl, Alicia.

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