Swamp Life

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It's an end of the Earth society. It's a way of life that most people would not choose. Who would want to live amongst the wet, slimey, scaley, carnivorous creatures down there (And that's just the humans). Ed and Amber talk about what it was like growing up in that beautiful muck. And joining them again is The Queen of LPN, Ole Puddle Pants herself, Miss Jackie Zebrowski. Takin' us out today is a lil "Swamp Music" brought to you by no one else other than Lynyrd Skynyrd! Get a 4 week trial at http://stamps.com with promo code: BRIGHTERSIDE. Quirky Dog, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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0:00.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:05.0	You got to be all on the right side.
0:09.0	I spent my paycheck off my blue
0:12.0	that's okay and now I've got to me in the right side. You got to be on the bright side.
0:23.6	Yeah, y'all, we're getting UTIs in the swamps.
0:28.6	Come on now, come on down to the swamp now, come on now.
0:31.6	We're going to slap them alligator tails in them trees.
0:34.6	Yeah, them frog lips. Put them frog lips on your nippers, girl.
0:38.0	Come on now, clamp-de-clap now.
0:39.9	We're going to take the P-Row out.
0:41.2	We're going to take it out.
0:41.9	We're going to slip a slide down them swamp and swamp halls.
0:44.5	Ooh, now.
0:45.5	Oh, yeah.
0:46.3	I spot a gator now.
0:47.5	Oh, oh.
0:48.6	I spot a gator now.
0:50.8	There is.
0:51.5	Come on now. Come on, boy. Oh, good law. You mean, you better watch that.
0:54.4	I'm going to get my robes out.
0:56.0	I'm going to get my robes out. I'm going to get down to get on. They're going to find no down ropes down here. I just got a cow in the swamp. Yeah, catfish you down. Can't be as big as my goddamn foot. Yeah. Not even that big. That's more careful.
0:51.1	I got to say,
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