I've been watching church live streams from home.

Is it the evangelical ones or is it like,

no, the evangelical one?

No, I'm watching Catholic church lives.

You're watching the C-SPAN of religion is what you're watching.

Yeah, the C-SPAN.

You know what I guess that's a fair comparison to be honest.

Dude, if you look at the evangelical ones,

they've got a fucking rock band the whole time.

Like they say like every other word they're playing a sting.

That is insane.

I would never, I'm not into that type of stuff.

I'm more into the religion that like sends children away on a boat.

Yeah, you and I were raised on a religion

where going to church just meant being cold for an hour.

Whereas some of the people in the south were raised on a religion

where you could very well like pre-game mass.

And that would be like a good time on a Sunday.

You drink a cup of cups of Jesus' blood?

Oh, swagger!

Swagger, wait, what the heck?

What the hell would you get in here?

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