Hello and welcome to a Like-Minded Friends with me, Susie Ruffle.

Me, Tom Allen, hello.

Hello, hello, Ground Control, to Major Tom.

Oh, Minor Tom.

Oh, I'm just going to point out to you, Susie, that in the background of, we're doing this on Zoom, some people might not realise that.

In the background, I have a folded sheet and I would not normally have linen on show in any context, as you know.

Of course.

This is a sheet that was once a flat sheet for the bed, but now is becoming a tablecloth.

So, just to let you know, that's on its way to the kitchen.

So, you can just use a flat sheet as a tablecloth.

You can use a fitted sheet as a tablecloth. They can't get.

You can use a pillowcase if you've got a small table.

But does that mean that I'm going to be having dinner at your house, and my plate might be on something that your ass was once on?

Please, my pyjama to ass.

Thank God for that. That's why I wanted to check.

It's being cleaned.

Yeah.

With your bum.

No.

Okay, good to know.

Just good to know, isn't it?

Flat sheets, they didn't on keeping up with the aristocrats this week if you saw that program.

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