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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett. Yes. Whip it out. Okay. Well, excuse me. No, no, do the phone tap. All right, yeah. Paul wants to phone tap his friend, Amy. So Amy had to get some dental work done the other day and asked her friend Paul to pay some unpaid parking tickets for her

because she had to get this work done. So I'm going to call from the DMV saying, hey, Amy,

you didn't pay those tickets. So we have dental work and unpaid tickets. Let's, what could

possibly happen. Let's see what happens. Hi, I'm looking for an Amy. You're all,

you. Yes, this is she. Amy, hi, this is Adam Scott at the DMV.

We are just going over some records, and we see that there was a few parking tickets and a speeding ticket due yesterday, and we still have not received any payment.

Yes, I paid them.

I was just to let you know that we're putting you on notice that we will be having to

revoke your driver's license along with...

No, I sent...

I sent my son get the check.

Well, okay...

No need to lie to us.

We are normal people here.

I can't do that.

I have to get to work. You don't understand. My friend, he took the check and he dropped it off for me. And he told me that he did it. And it's paid. Like, you can't take my license. How am I going to get to work? Well, ma'am, there is public transportation. I can't do that. I'm not taking the fucking bus to work. Everybody on the bus smells.

It's going to work. There is public transportation. I'm not taking the bus to work. Everybody on the bus smells. And it's going to take me to three hours to work. I'm like, I do that. And I paid this stupid thing. I'm saying. We hear that all this time, ma'am. Now, if you would like to set a court date and argue the bill that we could set that up right now for you. I don't have time to go to court. I have to go to work to make up the money I had to pay for the stupid ticket. I can't do it, all right? So you guys made the mistake. You find it in your system. Are you drunk right now? I went to the dentist. I had a true reason peace hold. Can you spell your name for me?

What? A.M. Why? What the hell is your problem? All right. I was just making sure that's one of the drunk tests we do over the phone to make sure that people... I'm not drunk, you... Paul, you there? Yeah. I hung up on her. Now, this is what we're going to do. We're going to call her back, and you're going to tell her that you forgot to drop off the money for the tickets yesterday, all right?

All right.

All right. Hold on.

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