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Super classy. You know what? I've heard the same thing. I feel like I've been known for my class

above all else. That and my subtlety. Hey everybody welcome back to the miscellaneous podcast.

I'm your host Elena. Be aware if I wasn't. Not sober. When am I ever? But I think it's notable

that it is not early morning Monday. Right? Yeah, it's all early morning Monday though, bro. I'm

like seven minutes away. What I'm trying to tell you is I'm not drunk at nine a.m. Central

time on a Monday morning. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I have two decently good friends

there, whatever. Joining me on the podcast, Kelly, she's a second-time guest, right?

And then are we naming you? We didn't actually discuss that, bro. So we're good, we're straight.

So that's it? I've actually never claimed to be straight. I've always said I'm a little bit on

the spectrum as far as my sexuality goes. I'm definitely. I mean, like, I don't know that I'm

headfirst into a pussy, but I consider it at least. You know what? I take that back. I'm sorry.

We are good. We can say who I am. Okay, so this is Jared. Hold on everybody. Let's give him a big

round of applause. Yeah, absolutely welcome to podcast. Can we get into a little bit more about who

you are, Jared? Sure. So Jared, if he might sound familiar or looks familiar to you,

and that's because you've probably seen him on porn. Very good-looking man, you know.

Right? Are you a big red shoe guy? Are you on porn, but only from the neck down?

So I'm sure you can recognize him, but can you give us a little bit of your moaning and some of

like your dirty talk so they can register the sound to the deck? They want to try to get the,

what are they called the face to the name? This is now the moan to the penis. The only reason I won't

do that is because I'll have to charge for that. Is that makes sense? Charge. Yeah. Oh, I know,

you get that. Yeah, I have to plug in before I come as well.

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