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Why Mommy Drinks

Susan Messing: Victorian Child

Why Mommy Drinks

Campfire Media

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and improv comedy extraordinaire Susan Messing joins Betsy and guest co-host Ari Voukydis to talk about last minute heart parties, getting kissed by a sick kid, and a poorly timed shart.

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Betsy Stover. And today I am joined

0:23.7

by my co-host for life, Ari Bukides. It's me. Oh boy. By the way, every time you introduce

0:33.0

me, no matter what I say, you go, oh boy. And I experiment every time you introduce me,

0:38.0

I'm like, how can I respond that she's not going to be like, I'm going to push this thing

0:41.8

up the hill again. And every single time your existence is exhausting. Where she just makes

0:49.7

eye contact immediately goes, remember, you're only co-host for life. Oh, and then I make

0:56.3

a cutting sound. Cutting sound. Cutting sound. You're cutting sound. That's like an old

1:01.9

Mormon ceremony that they finally took out. When they cut across the, that's what they used

1:07.6

to do in the temple. They used to have, that you had to do this like slash across the throat

1:14.2

to show that if anybody's an enemy against Mormonism, they'll be taken out. But, you know,

1:19.1

years ago, they kind of took it out of the thing because they were like, this is bad. Yeah, that

1:23.5

religion's gone through some important system upgrades. Oh, yeah, especially because Mormon

1:28.1

apologists in quotes, they, they, they are the people who kind of defend scripture. They

1:33.6

really are apologists in a world. Yeah. Um, dear listener, let me introduce to you our fantastic

1:40.0

guest. She, as you see, as you can hear is an incredibly smart person. She is hilarious. I know

1:48.8

her as an amazing improv comedian. She also is, I think, one of the bad, not even my opinion,

1:57.6

she's one of the best improv teachers gurus out in the world. And she's just the fucking what? Oh,

2:05.1

no. I want to say guru. That's creepy, isn't it? Well, you're my guru. Is there a

2:12.4

weird scene? I would, if you were next to me, Betsy, I would bite you and joy. Oh, thank you.

2:22.0

I really would. Um, but she is an amazing person. And I'm so excited to have her on the show.

2:27.9

It's Susan Messing. Oh, you guys are so great. And I wish I was next to you. Oh, I wish so too.

2:35.8

I wish so too. Um, I'm sick. Uh, so I'm a little off of or sick sick. Did you get the flu?

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