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Well hello Dumpty Dumas everywhere Nicholas Barnes here from

Vitell no no stop don't skip this bit I've recorded a new message for you because

due to popular demand I've made little change to the code I wrote that lets you record your dum-to-dum.

You now have the choice of hearing the theme tune in your ear at normal speed or 25% slower if you don't want to be hurried along.

Are you sitting there without a clue what I'm talking about?

That's easy.

Just dial 203.

Oh31 3105 right now and have a go at recording your very own Dumpty Dum by choosing

option 2. That's 0230, 3105. What, what, what's that? You don't want to record

a Dumpty Dum but you do want to leave a message?

Now that's even easier. As well as the email and speak pipe that Royfield and Lucille mentioned countless times,

we've got two more choices for you as well. As before you can call

203 oh 3 1 3105 and choose option 1 to leave a message you already know that

but and this is the new bit You can now text the show too.

Simply send a text message starting with Dum, that's D-U-M, to 0-786-200 200 690.

That's 07786

200 690.

And make sure you start your text with the word dumb.

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