"Susan Boyle of Podcasters"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat have a lot to catch up on this week, starting with unpacking the subtle differences between Mona Lisa Smile and Secretary. Our favorite pair of best friends also share some true crime stories they’ve heard, funny things you can say to straight couples, and an update on both Pat’s exciting top-secret work updates Cat’s wedding planning adventures.
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| 0:00.0 | Hax is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky |
| 0:11.0 | as they unpack the Emmy-winning comedy series. |
| 0:14.2 | On each episode, hear stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, and how |
| 0:18.5 | these beloved characters close out their final season. |
| 0:21.3 | Watch Hacks streaming exclusively on HBO Max and listen to The Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:33.6 | Hey, bitch, what is your whole deal? |
| 0:37.7 | Hey bitch |
| 0:38.4 | Just tell us how you feel |
| 0:41.3 | You wished |
| 0:42.1 | For a sign from above |
| 0:44.1 | Well here's a podcast about |
| 0:46.0 | Boy Sex fucking dating and love |
| 0:48.1 | Seek treatment |
| 0:49.4 | If you're boring as fuck |
| 0:51.8 | Seek treatment |
| 0:53.0 | If you're unlucky in love Seek treatment If you're boring as fuck, seek treatment. If you're unlucky in love, seek treatment. |
| 0:57.2 | If you just can't take a hit, we'll seek treatment. |
| 1:01.4 | With Cat and Pat. |
| 1:04.1 | Hey. |
| 1:05.7 | It's Kat. |
| 1:07.2 | It's Pat and this is Seek Treatment. |
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