I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast, Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with woke, to the daily stars wore on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

Out now, wherever you get your podcasts or visit papercutsshow.com.

What's up everybody?

Welcome to Survivor Mania, Scott Lindsey.

Finally here to break down the season finale of Survivor 44.

This episode's so big, so grandiose we figured why not let it marinate for a week?

Let everybody else get their podcasts in, get their thoughts in.

And now with a week's benefit of hindsight, we can talk about spoiler alert,

jam jam and the season that was. What's up Lindsey?

Well, apparently you already spoiled that, right?

You already talked about Survivor?

Yeah, well, yeah.

So on the podcast we recorded last Thursday that went on the main feed this week,

but did go on Patreon last Thursday.

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