If you want a survivor and you're feeling down

Taving in Jessica will turn it around

They'll break down the rules and they'll show you how

You're playing yourself and God won't eat it out

This is why Blank lost

And this is why Blank lost

Baby, this is why Blank lost

Welcome back to Why Blank lost

I'm David Bloomberg and I'm here on my nice comfy set out couch

With a leak in a row

Me too, but a comfy chair

My set out chair

And with me of course is my co-host Jessica Lewis

Who probably wishes she could have sat out the challenge

Where she had to wriggle around in sand with her arms and legs tied

Oh my god, please don't remind people of that one

That's why I'm saying I know you wish you could have sat out

You know what? I envy David

Because he got the good rock in that draw

That allowed him to sit out

Yes, not you, the other David

That allowed him to sit out and get the reward at the same time without having to suffer through the horrific wriggling through the sand

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