I didn't want to cry. I wanted to drink.

I thought we were friends.

Ends up, you're trying to don't make me come back there.

We are a funny podcast about family.

My name is Dustin Nickerson.

I'm stand-up comedian. The host of the aforementioned podcast. And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio, but Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa, California. It's my lovely wife, my co-host, my best friend, Melissa Nickerson. Hey there. Looking like a handkerchief. She wore a handkerchief coat. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Remember that was the handkerchief pattern? This right here. Remember? Yeah, I mean, handkerchief and bandana are kind of... One and the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But that was the pattern. They had blue ones and they had red ones.

Oh, yeah.

They were for old men and for gang members.

These were their various purposes of my youth.

But, you know, we're here today.

Thanks for tuning everybody to our little podcast that could.

We're talking senior year survival here.

Melissa and I were driving here on our drive from our home.

And I took a moment.

We've both been doing this.

You brought it up last week.

I wrote it up this morning again.

It's taking a little moment to be glad that we don't have a senior year this year.

Yeah.

It's a really long year.

Mm-hmm.

The having a senior is taking all the stress of a normal, having a senior in high school is taking all the stress of a normal school year.

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