Surviving Teenage Drivers
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
For many of us, we would have said at 15 that our greatest fear lied between a Honda Civic and a Lexus, and didn’t mind the gap. Parallel parking was the grim reaper of our day and to our new knowledge, he’s hung up the sickle in trade for an e-bike. Our second teen has finally crossed over to the Driver’s side and we aren’t totally sure how we feel about it. On today’s show we asked for your teen driving experiences and much more.
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| 0:34.4 | with Indeed. Back in my day, you had to get in between between these two cones it's a fun time to drive as an adult if you love weaving between 13 year olds going 45 miles per hour on their phones with an unbuckled helmet back in my day bikes didn't have motors. |
| 1:13.1 | Hey, everybody, welcome to don't Make Me Come Back There. |
| 1:14.8 | We are a funny podcast about family. |
| 1:16.0 | My name is Dustin Nickerson. |
| 1:19.1 | I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast. |
| 1:25.0 | And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio about Public Square coughing downtown La Mesa, California. |
| 1:30.0 | It's my lovely wife, my co-host, and my best friend, Melissa Nickerson. |
| 1:30.7 | Hey there. |
| 1:32.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:36.0 | Grab the blanket off your grandma's couch, threw it on. |
| 1:39.2 | I literally thought... Smells like cat. |
| 1:40.7 | I thought I got rid of this. |
| 1:43.8 | But I didn't. I'm glad you didn't. |
| 1:46.0 | Looks good. |
| 1:48.0 | I don't know about you guys, but I don't really like get into my winter wardrobe and like January. |
| 1:56.0 | Yeah. |
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