“Surviving Survivor”
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we'll talk with Michael Wilbon about a nice weekend for Northwestern University, |
| 0:04.7 | and we'll also chat with loyal little and survivor contest in Rick Devons. But first, commerce. |
| 0:12.8 | Previously, on the Tony Cornheiser show. |
| 0:16.7 | That's the problem here. We are rewarding slightly above-average teams with a fake prize, basically, if this happens, |
| 0:25.9 | because college sports can't say no to anybody when it comes to the idea of we need more money. |
| 0:31.3 | So let me ask, I mean, before I make the jokes, like they'll have, you know, play in games and Dayton before I do that. |
| 0:41.1 | The Tony Cornizer show is on now. |
| 0:44.5 | I think we need to understand that there are five people who watch the Nats. |
| 0:49.1 | Everybody else is watching something else. |
| 0:51.3 | Those five people are Alan, the Socialite, is watching the |
| 0:54.7 | Nazis. He mailed me or texted me 12 times. He's in Florida, just texting me watching |
| 0:58.9 | the game. There's Chris Salisa, there's Chuck Todd, there's Michael, and there's me. |
| 1:04.2 | We are the only ones to watch. And we watch constantly. And now I'm 20 seconds, |
| 1:08.9 | at least 20 seconds behind. I don't understand this. |
| 1:11.1 | Oh, that's 61. |
| 1:11.7 | Oh, no, no. I'm on 1261. No, no, I'm in the real channels. What are the real? I'm in the 500s. But I have Verizon. I have always been ahead of you as a, as a Comcast. But when you were on the Masson network, you felt like you were a pitch behind me. and now you're a good two pitches behind me. |
| 1:28.7 | I'm 20 seconds behind at Michael and everyone else. So Lizzie gets it one pitch before I do. |
| 1:35.2 | How does he, what does he have? I think streaming. Okay. So I'm really late. And you know how late I am |
| 1:41.1 | last night? The Nats in the ninth inning, the Nats had to protect a lead. |
| 1:47.3 | They bring in Varlane to protect the lead to begin with. |
| 1:52.1 | And Varlane, the first two guys get hits, right? |
| 1:54.5 | Single, single, single. |
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