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The Tony Kornheiser Show

“Surviving Survivor”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.610.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about watching the Nats win, but having to deal with a long delay on his TV set, and he also talks about missing the Indy 500 and how that relates to the demise of the Washington Post sports section. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about Northwestern’s women’s lacrosse team winning their 9th National Title, and about what else was going on over the weekend, Survivor contestant and Loyal Little Rick Devens calls in to talk about what it’s like to be on that show, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Cassie Holt “Spend My Whole Life With You” ; “Going Home” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we'll talk with Michael Wilbon about a nice weekend for Northwestern University,

0:04.7

and we'll also chat with loyal little and survivor contest in Rick Devons. But first, commerce.

0:12.8

Previously, on the Tony Cornheiser show.

0:16.7

That's the problem here. We are rewarding slightly above-average teams with a fake prize, basically, if this happens,

0:25.9

because college sports can't say no to anybody when it comes to the idea of we need more money.

0:31.3

So let me ask, I mean, before I make the jokes, like they'll have, you know, play in games and Dayton before I do that.

0:41.1

The Tony Cornizer show is on now.

0:44.5

I think we need to understand that there are five people who watch the Nats.

0:49.1

Everybody else is watching something else.

0:51.3

Those five people are Alan, the Socialite, is watching the

0:54.7

Nazis. He mailed me or texted me 12 times. He's in Florida, just texting me watching

0:58.9

the game. There's Chris Salisa, there's Chuck Todd, there's Michael, and there's me.

1:04.2

We are the only ones to watch. And we watch constantly. And now I'm 20 seconds,

1:08.9

at least 20 seconds behind. I don't understand this.

1:11.1

Oh, that's 61.

1:11.7

Oh, no, no. I'm on 1261. No, no, I'm in the real channels. What are the real? I'm in the 500s. But I have Verizon. I have always been ahead of you as a, as a Comcast. But when you were on the Masson network, you felt like you were a pitch behind me. and now you're a good two pitches behind me.

1:28.7

I'm 20 seconds behind at Michael and everyone else. So Lizzie gets it one pitch before I do.

1:35.2

How does he, what does he have? I think streaming. Okay. So I'm really late. And you know how late I am

1:41.1

last night? The Nats in the ninth inning, the Nats had to protect a lead.

1:47.3

They bring in Varlane to protect the lead to begin with.

1:52.1

And Varlane, the first two guys get hits, right?

1:54.5

Single, single, single.

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