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Sexier Than A Squirrel: Dog Training That Gets Real Life Results

Surviving Poonami: Top Tips For A Poorly Tummy

Sexier Than A Squirrel: Dog Training That Gets Real Life Results

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4.5543 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Send us Fan Mail Dog owners, we've all been there – the dreaded "poonami" that strikes without warning, often in the middle of the night. That's exactly what prompted this candid conversation about canine digestive health after Lauren's co-host Linda spent a night up every 90 minutes with her tiny puppy Bobble. This practical guide walks you through what to do when digestive disaster strikes. We share our emergency protocol using products like Rescue-K9 Rapid Support and demonstrate exactly ...

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Absolute Dog Sex and a Squirrel podcast. I'm Lauren Langman. I'm one of the world's leading dog trainers and it's my mission to help owners become their dog's top priority. In each episode, you'll discover how to gain trust and

0:21.9

communicate with your dog like never before, creating unbreakable bonds that make you the most

0:26.5

exciting part of their world. Okay, well, that was fun, wasn't it? We had a podcast with no

0:32.9

audio. No audio. So we are now, take two of podcasts. We were talking heads. Too funny. So tummies, we're

0:40.2

talking tummies today. And I know you've had a fairly stressful 24 hours with a poorly tummy. And I

0:46.8

don't mean your tummy, Linda. I'm fairly fit and well, actually. Thank you very much.

0:51.1

High five to fit and well. I'll take high five to fit and well. You're fitting well. But little Bobble, he's a baby. He's not a baby human. He's a baby dog. And he is, he's a small poodle. He's a tiny poodle. He's like one kilo of poodle. And he's had a bad tummy. He's been away from home. He's been training. He's had some rich food. He's had some fun experiences and his tummy's upset.

1:12.6

It is. And his tummy was not a good tummy before he got here. Yeah. Remember, he's a poor eater. I haven't been able to get things into him that would build his gut biome before we came. And you've said he's a poor eater. The reason you

1:29.5

can't build him easily is because he actually won't eat it. So all of the things that we might

1:33.2

use typically to help build a gut microbiome, he actually refuses or potentially will refuse. So

1:38.9

we've got the tummy episode right now. We're going to talk about the gut microbiome and we're going

1:42.9

to talk about what we can do in the future and we're going to talk about how we might feel as owners, but we are in the middle of Poon Army. So whilst we're in the middle of Poon Army, actually what can we do? And I think this is really important, you're laughing still, it's really important we acknowledge that you know what, you've been up every hour and a half in the night. Yes. You're looking great, considering. And you actually need a solution right now. So we're going to talk to the solutions right now because obviously, number one, if this dog is lethargic, if this dog is lacking, like, lust and like life is, they need to get to the vet. Yes. And I will check temperature. If you've got high temperature or if you're running like a fever, you need to get this dog to a vet. And ultimately, whilst I typically, and Linda typically, won't take our dogs to a vet in an episode like this, our dogs aren't lethargic and our dogs are still acting fairly normal. Full of life and got spark. It's about the spark if that spark still there.

2:35.0

You see it in their eyes, don't you?

2:36.0

Yes, you do.

2:36.5

You see it in their eyes. If your dog is not, and sometimes, I mean, they're not going to be smelling great anyway, but if they're not smelling right, and I know that sounds odd, but sometimes when a dog really smells odd, you know that there's something more sinister maybe going on, or more serious or it can just be a real, real tummy bug. But in the first instance, let's say the dog is good temperature or normal temperature, in the normal range and temperature. Remember, you take the temperature up the bottom, so it's a rectal temperature when you do any dog's temperature. But let's say our dog is fairly normal in themselves. He is normal in himself, right? How is he behaving? He's full of beans. He's playing. He's trying to steal the big dog's food. He wouldn't actually eat it if he could, but he's possessive. He's still a cheeky chapy. He's still being cheeky. He's still being cheeky. He's still, you know, biting and being a pain. And how old is he? He's four months.

3:24.7

So he's four months old, still being a typical puppy and still being bouncy. So we know he's got a bad tummy. We know he's been up every hour and a half. Now, a lot of students and a lot of people that I know, they don't necessarily know what to go to and they don't have their first aid kit, so to speak. And you've come away and you've got your first aid kit.

3:40.3

And the first thing you're going to go to is rescue canine or a similar product, which is sort of your probiotics, your clay, your tummy clay, your prebiotics, your electrolyte, which is really important, those types of products. Ours is A. K9, it's Rescue K9 and it's the rapid support. That's what you're going to use in the middle of the Poonami. Yes. Right? You've got the poo happening.

3:59.4

Yes.

3:59.7

It's not pleasant for anyone.

4:00.8

It's not pleasant for anyone. It's not pleasant for you. It's not pleasant for the dog. It's not pleasant for the other dogs. I know when my dogs have ever had bad tummies, you'll see the others like walk around. Like, oh my God. Don't stand there that. Watering can comes out. Hose pipe, hot wash, brush, like all the things

4:14.8

get out there. But you rescue canine, it's your rapid support and it's your stall rescue

4:19.2

pace for dogs. This is so easy to use. People forget that you don't need to be bothered about

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