Surviving Las Vegas: Inland Oysters

Ned's Declassified Podcast Survival Guide

Studio71

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

NED HEADS! In this episode we dive into a whirlwind of laughter, chaos, and heartfelt reflection. We kick things off with a wild story about food poisoning, oysters, and a brutal run-in with norovirus during a trip to Amsterdam. We unpack the creative highs and lows of filmmaking abroad, the unpredictable madness of travel (including a cheeky roast of Aer Lingus), and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with balancing art, health, and self-care. Along the way, we touch on motorcycles, grief, music, and the importance of taking a breath—because whether it’s food poisoning or life itself, survival takes humor, heart, and a few good friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	In a world full of haters, insane content creators, and the ever-soul-crushing hamster wheel of growing up, we are three best friends trying to do the impossible, create a podcast that helps you survive life.
0:15.2	I'm Devin.
0:16.2	I'm Lindsay.
0:17.1	And I'm Daniel.
0:17.8	And this is Ned's Declassified podcast Survival Guide.
0:22.2	Results may vary.
0:29.6	Wow.
0:30.4	And we're on a pod.
0:32.3	We are on a pod.
0:34.2	Hi, friends.
0:35.6	I feel like it's been.
0:36.9	I shit it again. Oh, dang. I feel like it's been... I shit it again.
0:38.3	Oh, dang.
0:39.3	I had to.
0:40.3	I played with my fart.
0:41.3	Got lost in the shame.
0:43.3	Oh, baby, baby.
0:46.3	Damn, damn.
0:48.3	I gotta give it to them sometimes, man.
0:50.3	Welcome.
0:51.3	Welcome back to the podcast.
0:53.3	Is your butthole inspiring you more than usual? Did you week, dude? The pot. This is a podcast. You got a shit or get off the pot. A podcast. You guys, the next gimmick we need for this podcast, each of us, toilets and see what the audio does. You know what I'm saying? What do you say? We do it from a toilet. I mean, this isn't far from a toilet pod. You're absolutely right. That you were correct about, Devin. Oh, man. Hey, guys. We haven't been all together, I feel like in like so long. It feels like it hasn't been like ages.
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