I'm going on a bachelette party in a few weeks, and the bride is known for shutting down bars.

I haven't been out that late in a long time.

How do I prepare my liver?

It's a four-day weekend, so it'll be consecutive nights of these shenanigans.

So it's only three nights then, right?

So that helps.

So mentally, it's three nights, not four nights.

It's a four day, but you know what I mean? Also, is this a woman or a man?

The other time's a girl, it's a woman. Let's go. We got a question from a girl. Let's go.

What's up? Yeah, what's going on?

Hey, what's up? you got a couple single guys we got a couple single guys in the office uh let us know where the

bachelor f party is maybe we can send jake no jake not married to me Noah and Jake are not

married to me Noah and Jake are single in my mind.

Noah's married.

Well, I didn't get an invite to the wedding.

Yeah, there's fucking matter.

So, yeah, if I don't go to your wedding, you're still single to me.

That's my new rule.

That's my new rule.

If I'm not there to see the nuptials, then you're, it's null and void.

You don't have a, you don't have a marriage.

That's funny what you're saying about swingers yesterday.

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