Surveillance State

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Kyle and Dave talk about Big Brother and Dave has a French toast recipe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Boogie Monster will cow-cane in day stone.
0:05.0	You'll find out what happened to Frankenstein and other stuff that never happened.
0:11.0	It's freaking nerds.
0:14.0	The Boogie Monster.
0:17.0	Podcasting me unknown.
0:25.0	I'll start with Carl's Jr.
0:29.0	Carl's Jr. every time is like, oh, that kind of look good.
0:33.0	And then you order it and it's like, fuck you.
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	I fell for your dumb advertisement, which I don't even know.
0:42.0	They don't do just look how thick our burgers are.
0:45.0	It's not like sexy ladies anymore.
0:47.0	Yeah, I guess not.
0:49.0	But yeah, they used to have like the...
0:52.0	Eda Hamburger pussy.
0:55.0	Yeah, Paris Hilton on a mechanical bowl.
0:59.0	But then they'd have the ones where they'd drop the thick burger and it just bouncing.
1:03.0	Oh, yeah, the dropping mood.
1:05.0	Eda, you mean it.
1:07.0	Look how heavy it is.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	Is it good?
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