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it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject.

She knew it and she married him anyway.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Yeah, wait until you hear this one.

First, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is neff? Seregate mother. Oh, okay. Seregate mother. That sounds harmless enough. That would it sound like, don't it? Let's run this thing, Cat, Dad. Let's show them what we got. Hello, Roger. Can I speak to Roger? Yes, it's Roger.

Hey, this Calvin, man.

How you doing?

I go to the same church y'all go to. Okay. I got your number from one of the guys at the church, man. They told me that if I wanted to talk to you, I could reach out to you or whatever. How are you doing today? I'm good, man. I'm good. How can help? Your wife, man, I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but she seems to be real fit.

Does she work out all the time?

Yeah, she goes to gym every once in a while, bro. Yeah. Who is this, brother? Like I said, my name, Calvin, man. We go to the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying for a long time, man, to actually have some kids.

And to be honest with you, Roger McMahon, it just ain't happening, dog.

I mean, we've been... for a long time and actually have some kids. And to be honest with you, Roger McMahon, it just ain't happening, dog.

I mean, we've been trying and trying.

But what I'm trying to do now is just find another type of way to make this happen.

Now, you say your wife is in good condition, right?

My wife is in good condition, brother. What does she got to do with you and your wife trying to have a baby? She, you know, now, y'all already got kids, don't you? Y'all got, like, from what the brother at the church told me, y'all got three kids, right? Yeah, we got three. I got two boys and a girl. Okay. Here's what I'm trying to do, man. I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female, that would be a good surrogate mother.

Or what? You know, what I'm saying is, like, because my wife, I mean, you know, we want to have kids, man. We want to have family.

Oh, hold on, brother. You just said, you're looking for a surrogate mother, and the brother of church told you to call me? Well, no, no, no. Anybody tell me to actually call you. I asked them about you and your wife. You know, I asked them for your phone number, so I can actually call you myself, man. Wait a minute. So you've been, I am my wife. No, no, no, no, no. Not, I ain't been, I see, you looking at it wrong. Listen, what I was saying is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person. I want to be able to have a healthy child, man. I really do, man. Me and my wife, we... Listen, listen, you called me about my wife and you want her to be a surrogate mother for you. I don't even know why we're on the phone, brother. Here's the real deal, man. Me and my wife, we can't have kids. We've tried and tried and tried. And, you know, biologically, we've just been going through it and going through it, man. And I was just, you know, I've seen your wife, she's healthy.

I see y'all at church all the time.

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