Hello. Have you ever wish you could come up with the perfect excuse to just not do anything and just do whatever the fuck you wanted? Maybe that's a lunch plan, dinner plan, someone's kid's birthday who you barely know, but you're kind of expected to bring a

present, which is weird, because you're not even that close with the parents, and you think

they kind of just invited you because, like, they just want you there for whatever reason.

You're definitely not close with the baby.

No, definitely not.

If you're looking for excuses, like, hey, I actually, I had to help a friend go to the store, like an elderly neighbor, or something like, oh, unfortunately, I have other plans. I have a relative who just surprised me in town. I have a product called the excuse eight ball. It's just like a magic eight ball. You shake it up and it'll give you a random excuse.

And most of them are pretty good.

Some are ones like just,

A, I'm not really feeling it RN for right now.

But I just wanted literally to show how sort of lacks some of the responses.

I thought that was just specifically for nurses.

No, no, no, no, no.

Absolutely not.

It's shorthand.

So anyway, this has actually been a really popular gift.

It's sold out of every urban outfitters ever.

And thank you so much for having me.

It's the excuse eight ball creator themselves.

My name is Sophia Alexandra.

Wow.

Truly an honor.

I know. I use your invention all the time.

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