Surrender The Outcome | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.2 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:17.0 | I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast or |
| 0:21.3 | YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part |
| 0:26.9 | of one of our services. But I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about this man. |
| 0:32.4 | He was quietly reading the newspaper when his wife snuck up behind him and hit him on the head with a frying pan. |
| 0:39.6 | He said, what was that for? |
| 0:41.4 | She said, that was for the piece of paper I found in your pocket with the name Mary Lou on it. |
| 0:46.9 | He said, oh, honey, that's just one of the horses that I bet on at the racetrack last week. |
| 0:52.6 | She apologized, went about her business. Two days later, |
| 0:56.2 | she hit him on the head with a bigger frying pan. After he woke up, he said, what in the world |
| 1:00.8 | was that for? She said, your horse just called. That is not good at all. Here we go, y'all. Say it like |
| 1:08.6 | you mean it. This is my Bible. |
| 1:12.4 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:14.2 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:16.3 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:19.1 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:20.7 | I boldly confess. |
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