Imagine how surprised the ushers at your church would be if during the offering you truly gave God everything.

Here's all my spare change.

Thank you.

And here's our tithe envelope.

My credit card.

But here, just take the whole wallet.

Wait, let me give you the keys to my car.

What? I want to give God my car.

Uh, all right.

And here's the title deed to our house.

It needs a new roof, but it's cozy.

And here's the certificate I won at my sixth grade spelling bee.

And this is the trophy I won in Little League.

Sir, what am I to do with all these items?

We just want to give everything to God.

And this is Johnny.

The nursery is down the hole.

Oh, we'll take care of him.

But we want to give him to God.

Is that a whole?

Yes.

Well, no, we're coming with you.

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