Two. Welcome everybody to the second annual steamy's!

It's 2022, we are here. It's the steamy's.

Well, it's been a huge year. Lots of categories. In fact, we've had more votes this year on our categories.

Three times more votes than last year. That's right.

That's right.

100,000 votes we got. Is that right Ian? Yeah, 100,000 votes.

The people are activated. They are ready to engage.

Well, well guys, last year, as you know, I had a co-host for the steamy's.

Trisha Paitis, who by the way is excluded from all categories.

I'm sure it would have been a full sweep, but we had to exclude her for reasons that are known and unknown.

Little cryptic out the gate there, but what can you do?

We do have a guest, though. One that is beloved in the community.

One that reports the facts, the news, the gossip, and all the drama, and all that with a cup of noodles.

It's the one, the only Dennis deaf noodle.

There you go. Well, deaf. Well, thank you for having me. This is crazy.

It's an honor to be sitting here with you today to present the drama of the year.

And who better? Who better?

Who better? Yeah. Well, it's an honor to be wearing a tux for the first time in like five years to be.

You actually look good in yours, unlike me.

So you look good. He's a very tall, by the way. You guys may not know how tall are you?

64 64. Oh, we got to get you to go back, back, back with Zach and see his daughter.

You're going to go into this? You really want all of that?

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