Surprise! Kids Are On Their Phones

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh my God, that's a great idea.
0:02.0	You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.
0:03.5	Wake up.
0:04.3	Alice 973.
0:06.2	All morning.
0:08.0	Every parent in the world gets to struggle with keeping their kid from becoming a smartphone zombie.
0:18.4	You've got a phone.
0:19.9	You're already one.
0:23.5	You know it. You're, you know, that is your thing. You, you don't want to necessarily embrace your reality at all times, but you carry it everywhere
0:30.9	you go. You turn back for it if you've forgotten it. Oh, hell yeah. I can't live without my phone.
0:36.8	My boarding pass is on there.
0:38.6	Every single thing is on there.
0:41.6	So as we're raising kids, we, you know, let's keep them off the stuff as long as possible.
0:49.6	It's a, you, and you should.
0:52.5	Yeah.
0:52.9	No, I, I, I, absolutely.
0:54.6	We're in that struggle.
0:56.6	I can.
0:56.8	Because they will just watch the tablet all the way.
1:00.5	Yeah.
1:00.8	I can honestly tell you, I tried to do something that I thought was about art and music.
1:07.5	And I mother bleeped us in a way that I just am so, I just, I'm too stupid for words.
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